Baseball Demotivational Poster
YANKEES SUCK - Even Jesus Hates the Yankees Go Red Sox!!!
TEACHERS - Wish they could teach this way
NEW YORK METS - Seriously. You are the worst team in the history of the world. Just give up already.
baseball mortal kombat -
MARTIAL ARTS -
BULLPEN ACTIVITY -
KILLING ZOMBIES - Its hard work but someones gotta do it
3000 HITS - 17 years in the majors, 2322 singles, 330 stolen bases. And you get to 3000 hits on a home run!A simple tip of the cap will not suffice, for you i will tip my wife's car. Don't worry she's a Red Sox fan
HUMILITY - Some people read the definition and others need practical application.
2-64 AGAINST LEFTIES - I was going to write something funny here, but instead i thought i would just bask in the ineptitude that is Adam Dunn
111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!
GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.
TIPS FOR DATING - Man whose only goal is to round the bases will always strike out
USA VS EUROPE -
PREMONITION - I had this overwhelming feeling of impending doom... and then it hit me.
CRYING? BASEBALL? - Nope
STEROIDS - Is it really worth it?
T-BALL - You're doing it wrong!
DEDICATION - well they did say to steal 2nd at all costs
STAR WARS BASEBALL - I have a bad feeling about this.
UPMPIRES - DARTH VADER OF BASEBALL
STEROIDS - Why you shouldn't do them
THE UNNATURAL -
NATIONAL PASTIME -
OR MAYBE ITS I SAID SO -
THE CUBS - Bad at baseball since 1908.
GET READY - For FULL-CONTACT Baseball!!
PLAY BALL! - Or the Wookie will rip your arms off.
THE PROBLEM WITH ILLEGAL ALIENS - Polluting America's Favorite Pastime With Unforgivable Infestations
27 UP 89 FEET DOWN -
BASEBALL IS ALMOST HERE -
THE COUNT - 1 Strike 3 Balls
CLOSE-UP - Sometimes, things are taken TOO seriously.
MINNESOTA TWINS PITCHING - Someone call 911, the Red Cross or something - geez.
ICIRO. - What happens when baseball f*cks with ninjas.
OPENING DAY -
GREAT SPORTS MOMENTS -
DON'T FORGET THE ASTERISK - Because steroids will only get you so far in baseball, after that you have nowhere else to go but down
STRIKE IT RICH -
DOC HALLADAY - What's up doc?
A PITCHER'S MOTTO -
STRIKE ZONE. THAT, SIR, IS NOT IT. -
BAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTISTA - Winning fantasy baseball leagues since 5/4/10
BRAVES BREWERS -
Baseball Fan -
Will today -
the upper hand -
Proud Parent -
WHAT COULD GO WRONG -
FANTASY - Because if life was like baseball my wife would've been thrown out a long time ago
HALL OF FAME - When you are so talented that your name becomes etched into the minds of everyone for generations to come, like this guy.
FOUL BALL -
11 MORE DAYS TICK TICK -
TUNNELS - No Longer Allowed Here But It's Ok For MLB
WHAT CHOO TALKIN BOUT WILLIS? - Bad pun? Yes Bad motifake? We'll just see about that
MONTREAL EXPOS - Because aparently having a dilapidated stadium nowhere near downtown is less than a big draw.
IT'S A CURSE -
RIGHT TOOL FOR THE RIGHT JOB -
BASEBALL IS 90% MENTAL - The other half is physical
THE WORLD SERIES - Millions of Americans Watching 14 latinos....oh and the 4 white guys no one thought would make the Majors
JOE - It's how we roll.
MET FANS!! - DEATH WOULD BE THE BEST SOLUTION!
BASEBALL - Is that a Strike or a Ball? One thing's for sure, he won't be walking.
WARRIORS - ...come out to play-i-ay.
OUCH - What sound is made when an immovable object collides with an unstoppable force? The sound of the entire bay area screaming out in anguish
AL CHAMPIONS - It is not the Yankees
FLU BUG - You can feel it coming from 45 feet away, you KNOW it's gonna hurt, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it.
WINNING - Think of pride of losers as a giant trampoline but keep jumping on it till it breaks
LIKE A PRO - Grab a beer and now a bat...nuff said.
BASEBALL OF MORTAL COMBAT? - YOU be the judge
FAILURE - I wish I could make a few million dollars a year and still fail 70% of the time
HEADPHONES - He blocked out their swearing afterward.
COMMUNIST WHITE SOX FAN - Driving up attendance in Minnesota, Detroit, Cleveland, Kansas City and Wrigley Field.
VAMPIRES - THEY NOW PLAY BASEBALL. -
SPELLING CHECK - last I checked Mortal Kombat has a K
Confucius Says -
Angel In The Infield -
locker room pranks -
coach told me to use my head -